An old man walks into the University Offices and says:
— I'd like to enroll in a Latin course.
The Dean looks at him and asks rather coyly:
— How old are you, Sir?
— Ninety-three, is the reply.
— Then why do you want to learn Latin, at your time in life?
— Well -- the man explains -- I realize I haven't got long for this world, but if I go to Heaven I'd like to be able to speak to God and the Angels in their own language, and I'd feel more comfortable if I knew some Latin.
The Dean thinks, and then asks:
— But what if you don't go to Heaven but go to -- you know -- the other place?
— That's alright--I can already speak German.
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