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There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand,

In the U.S. of A., buses will have a sign saying “Don’t speak to the driver.” In Germany, the sign

Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn’t that the darnedest time

— An Elephant; A Mouse built to government specifications. — An elephant is a mouse with an operating system. —