Textos e Piadas em Inglês

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, “The

A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman. Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I

The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a

Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they’ll love you back! Don’t expect love in return; just

Don’t go for looks; they can deceive. Don’t go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes