Textos e Piadas em Inglês

— Doctor, what have I got? — I don’t know yet, but we will find out in the autopsy. Vocabulary

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?”

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A

A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn’t been feeling well and wants to find out

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were too high. The second complained the