Textos e Piadas em Inglês

This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602

“I finally managed to stop my son from biting his nails.” “How wonderful! How did you do that?” “I took

Guy comes up to me in a bar … long, hang-dog expression. “What’s wrong?” I ask him. He replies, “I

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. Patrick Murray

“Mr. Clark, I’m afraid I have bad news”, the doctor told his anxious patient. “You only have six months to