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When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, — How old was

Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

Wife: “You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?” Hubby: “When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,