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In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is

When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to

Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking. Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, — How old was