Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Son: “Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat

Father to son after exam: “Let me see your report card.” Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to

A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?” He

Wife : “Do you want dinner?” Husband : “Sure! What are my choices?” Wife : “Yes and no.” Vocabulary Help

Wife: “What are you doing?” Husband: Nothing. Wife : “Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Husband