Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $100.00. Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: Well,

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.” Vocabulary Help daddy

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A. Because they have big fingers. Vocabulary Help big – grande finger –

— Where do you find a no legged dog? — Right where you left him. Vocabulary Help leave (leave, left,