Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Rich people believe “I create my life.” Poor people believe “Life happens to me.” Rich people play the money game

Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?” Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!” Mother: “Ooh, they do

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see

I was in a restaurant once and I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really,

A naked woman robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. Vocabulary Help naked – nua nobody – ninguém remember