Textos e Piadas em Inglês

The first half of life if ruined by your parents, the second by your kids. Vocabulary Help first half –

A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: — Do you smoke? — No. — Do you drink? —

— What did the 0 say to the 8? — Nice belt! Vocabulary Help nice belt – bonito cinto say

— Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? — So people can’t see that the company works

Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. No one