Why we are fat

We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So I’m not fat, I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Vocabulary Help

• fat – gordo
• fill up – encher
• get older – ficamos mais velhos
• head – cabeça
• heavier – mais pesado
• hold (hold, held, held) – segurar, conter
• stick to it – defender, assumir
• the rest of me – o restante de mim