Q: What did the elephants say when they saw Hannibal coming over the hill?

A: Nothing, elephants can’t talk.

Q: What did Charles de Gaulle say when he saw three elephants in sunglasses coming down the path?

A: Voila les elephants.

Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants over the hill?

A: “Here comes a bunch of grapes over the hill”. She was colourblind.

Q: What is the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?

A: About three thousand miles.

Vocabulary Help

  • say (say,said,said) – dizer
  • hill – colina
  • talk – falar
  • sunglasses – oculos escuros
  • bunch – cacho
  • grapes – uvas
  • colourblind – daltonico
  • miles – milhas