Q: What did the elephants say when they saw Hannibal coming over the hill?
A: Nothing, elephants can’t talk.
Q: What did Charles de Gaulle say when he saw three elephants in sunglasses coming down the path?
A: Voila les elephants.
Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants over the hill?
A: “Here comes a bunch of grapes over the hill”. She was colourblind.
Q: What is the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
A: About three thousand miles.
Vocabulary Help
- say (say,said,said) – dizer
- hill – colina
- talk – falar
- sunglasses – oculos escuros
- bunch – cacho
- grapes – uvas
- colourblind – daltonico
- miles – milhas