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A couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place… She:

What we Are is God’s gift to us. What we Become is our gift to God. Vocabulary Help gift –

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere. Vocabulary Help

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids

The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it. Napoleon Bonaparte Vocabulary Help keep one’s word –