Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Doctor, when I was single I had to make 6 abortions. Now that I am married I cannot get pregnant.

The woman arrives at the hospital and asks: — I am John’s wife, he suffered an accident. How is he?

— Doctor, what have I got? — I don’t know yet, but we will find out in the autopsy. Vocabulary

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?”

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A