Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Give me your money,” he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, “You can’t do this – I’m a United States Congressman!”
“In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”
Vocabulary Help
- mugger – assaltante, bandido
- ski mask – máscara de esqui
- jump – pular
- path – caminho
- well-dressed – bem vestido
- stick (stick, stuck, stuck) – enfiar
- gun – revólver
- rib – costela
- affluent – importante, influente