Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox. Vocabulary Help

TEACHER: Give me three reasons why the world is round? Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were

An old snake goes to see his doctor. He says, “Doctor, I need something for my eyes. I can’t see