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Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just

Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox. Vocabulary Help

TEACHER: Give me three reasons why the world is round? Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so

A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were