Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence … Ambrose Bierce, “The Devil’s Dictionary” Vocabulary Help mad –

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck Vocabulary Help office plants – plantas do escritório

A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and

Last night I had a dream that I died and went to heaven. When I got there I met God,