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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck Vocabulary Help office plants – plantas do escritório

A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and

Last night I had a dream that I died and went to heaven. When I got there I met God,

— I saw you coming out of the drugstore. Are you sick? — Why should I be sick? Does it