Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away.

My boss is so unpopular even his own shadow refuses to follow him. Vocabulary Help boss – chefe follow –

Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup!!! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The frog is on vacation. Vocabulary Help

Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this glass of water. Patient: Will it