Textos e Piadas em Inglês

The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going

I dialed a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only