Textos e Piadas em Inglês

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager

There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. There are worse things than getting a call