1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
  2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
  3. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.
  4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
  5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

Vocabulary Help

  • nicest – mais legal
  • start – começa
  • tomorrow – amanhã
  • money – dinheiro
  • buy (buy, bought, bought) – comprar
  • fine dog – bom cachorro
  • kindness – gentileza
  • wag his tail – balançar o rabo
  • seat belt – cinto de segurança
  • wheelchair – cadeira de rodas
  • shut – fechado
  • deep water – águas profundas