Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Ole bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. Sven suggested that he cut the tail of one

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly. 2nd Child: Why are you crying?

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, “I like to

What they say: “This should be taken care of right away.” What they’re really thinking: “I’d planned a trip to

What they say: “Welllllll, what have we here…?” What they are really thinking: “He has no idea and is hoping