Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me.

The local minister sees that every morning, some apples on his tree are missing. He makes a sign: God sees

Without water, there’d be no life on Earth because without water, there could be no coffee. Vocabulary Help life –

“Two days ago, my friend Peter ran off with my wife.” “Oh no, how long have you been friends?” “Since

— Mummy, where were you when I was born? — In the hospital. — And daddy? — At work. —