Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde Vocabulary Help always – sempre borrow money

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to

My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy … so I got drunk.

Batman and Robin go camping in the desert one day. They find a suitable spot, pitch their tent and soon

Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and