Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Two fathers chat outside school in the morning; “Bill, have you solved your son’s math problems?” “Yes, man, I did.

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found

Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself. Vocabulary Help did

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Student: A teacher!