Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Teacher: “If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?”

Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study! Vocabulary Help

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and

“It’s clear” said the teacher, “That you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” “Well, my dad says the world

“Dad, can you write in the dark?” “I think so. What is it you want me to write?” “Your name