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A man and a woman at a restaurant: Waiter: Dinner for the gentleman and the lady? Man: No, I’ll have

This guy who went into a brain shop. A mathematician’s brain was on sale for $10,000, and a physicist’s brain

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer

— I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. — Thinking he was trying to

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true. Vocabulary Help best