Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
- known – conhecido
- travel – viajar
- faster – mais rápido que
- bad check – cheque sem fundos
- research – pesquisa
- tell (tell, told, told) – dizer
- hell – inferno
- on your way – a caminho