Textos e Piadas em Inglês

— Patron: “I’m looking for a book.” — Mental answer 1: “Well, you’re in the right place.” — Mental answer

A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop

Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything. (Aesop) Leisure time is that five or six hours

— Patron: “I am looking for a globe of the earth. — Ref: “We have a table-top model over here.”

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit