Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said:
“Now, I’d like each of you to give the facts of your daily routine.”
Several people spoke, admitting their excesses, and then one obviously overweight members said,
“I eat moderately, I drink moderately, and I exercise frequently.”
“Hmm?” said the manager. “And are you sure you having nothing else to add?”
“Well, yes,” said the member. “I lie extensively.”
Vocabulary Help
- daily routine – rotina diária
- health – saúde
- lie – mentir
- manager – gerente
- meeting – encontro
- overweight – acima do peso
- speak (speak, spoke, spoken) – falar
