A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.

As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.”

He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”

Vocabulary Help

  • get out – sair
  • husband – marido
  • I hope you die a long, slow, painful death – Eu espero que você tenha uma morte longa, lenta e dolorosa
  • mad – louca da vida, com raiva
  • pack his bags – fez as malas dele
  • So, you want me to stay? – Então, você quer que eu fique?
  • turn around – virar-se
  • wife – esposa
  • yell – gritar