A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying:

— Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!

After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said:

— Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?

— No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

Vocabulary Help

  • all by yourself – sozinha
  • hate – odiar
  • make use – fazer uso
  • see (see, saw, seen) – ver
  • stand up – levante-se, fique de pé
  • start – começar
  • teacher – professor
  • think (think, thought, thought) – pensar
  • try – tentar