The wife is not speaking to me

One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.

“What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.

“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.”

The bartender thought about this for a while. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?” asked the bartender.

“Yeah, except today is the last night.”

Vocabulary Help

  • ask – perguntar
  • bartender – atendente do bar
  • couple – dois
  • fight – briga
  • for a while – por algum tempo
  • guy – cara
  • lat night – última noite
  • night – noite
  • talk – conversar
  • think (think, thought, thought) – pensar
  • what’s the matter? – qual o problema?
  • whole – inteiro
  • wife – esposa
  • worry – preocupar