One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.
“What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.”
The bartender thought about this for a while. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?” asked the bartender.
“Yeah, except today is the last night.”
Vocabulary Help
- ask – perguntar
- bartender – atendente do bar
- couple – dois
- fight – briga
- for a while – por algum tempo
- guy – cara
- lat night – última noite
- night – noite
- talk – conversar
- think (think, thought, thought) – pensar
- what’s the matter? – qual o problema?
- whole – inteiro
- wife – esposa
- worry – preocupar