Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends:

“My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second Catholic man chirps: “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third Catholic man says:

“My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth Catholic man then says:

“My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….”, she proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ stomach and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, people say: “Oh My God.”

Vocabulary Help

  • bishop – bispo
  • breast – seio
  • cardinal – cardeal
  • daughter – filha
  • hip – quadril
  • Oh My God – Oh Meu Deus
  • people – pessoas
  • priest – padre
  • proudly – orgulhosamente
  • reply – responder
  • say – dizer
  • slim – magra
  • son – filho
  • subtle – sutil
  • tall – alta
  • walk – andar, caminhar
  • woman – mulher