A lady in a bar was asked by a man if he could join her in a drink.

“Yes” she says.

“Do you live in town?” he asks.

“No I am here for the Nymphomania convention.” replies the woman.

“The what?” Askes the man, surprised.

“The nymphomania convention” she replies.

“I never heard of such a thing, he says, what ever do you do at one of these conventions?”

“Many, many things, but one of the most important is to dispell myths about sex.”

“Like what?” he asks.

“Well for example do you know that Italian men are not the best lovers, Jewish men are.”

“Is that right?” he replies.

“Yes, and that black men are not the most well endowed, North American Indian men have the best equipment.”

“Well you learn something new everyday.” he says. Then he says, “It is late, would you like to join me for dinner?”

“Well I am a little hungry”, she said, “but I don’t even know your name, what is it?”

“Running Bear Goldberg…”

Vocabulary Help

  • join – juntar-se a
  • reply – responder
  • dispell myths – esclarecer mitos
  • like what – como o que
  • well endowed – bem dotados
  • learn (learn, learnt, learnt) – aprender
  • Running Bear – Touro Que Corre