Textos e Piadas em Inglês

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager

There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. There are worse things than getting a call

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And RAP

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, “Lord, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally