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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new apartment.” Vocabulary Help change

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you

I shall pass through this world but once. Any good, therefore, that I can do or any kindness that I

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Vocabulary Help always – sempre nicest – coisa

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. Vocabulary Help buy (buy, bought,