A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?”

“Well”, said the vet, “lets have a look at him”

So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it’s eyes.

“Well”, says the vet, “I’m going to have to put him down”

“Just because he’s cross-eyed?” says the man.

“No, because he’s heavy” says the vet.

Vocabulary Help

  • cross-eyed – olho torto
  • have a look – dar uma olhada
  • heavy – pesado
  • pick up – pegar
  • put him down – colocar no chão ou matar
  • take (take, took, taken) – levar
  • vet – veterinário