A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?”
“Well”, said the vet, “lets have a look at him”
So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it’s eyes.
“Well”, says the vet, “I’m going to have to put him down”
“Just because he’s cross-eyed?” says the man.
“No, because he’s heavy” says the vet.
- cross-eyed – olho torto
- have a look – dar uma olhada
- heavy – pesado
- pick up – pegar
- put him down – colocar no chão ou matar
- take (take, took, taken) – levar
- vet – veterinário