Textos e Piadas em Inglês

This is from the Hebrew Talmud: Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears.

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly