Textos e Piadas em Inglês

A man goes to the lawyer: “What is your fee?” Lawyer says: “1000 US dollars for 3 questions.” Man: “Wow

Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me.

The local minister sees that every morning, some apples on his tree are missing. He makes a sign: God sees

Without water, there’d be no life on Earth because without water, there could be no coffee. Vocabulary Help life –

“Two days ago, my friend Peter ran off with my wife.” “Oh no, how long have you been friends?” “Since