Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Customer: Waiter! How much longer do you expect me to have to wait for my poached salmon? Waiter: I’m sorry,

Teacher: Mavis, can you tell me which month is the shortest? Mavis: It’s May, miss. Teacher: No, it isn’t. The

The frantic-looking lady came rushing out of her house into the street and cried: “Help! Help! My young son has

“Mummy, Mummy! Where are you?” cried the little boy on the promenade. “You poor little boy,” said an elderly lady.

Insurance salesman: “Surely your husband needs more life insurance? I mean, if your husband suddenly dropped dead, what would you