Textos e Piadas em Inglês

The young man walked into the pet shop and asked if he could buy 387 beetles, 18 rats and five

Doctor’s wife: “Why are you looking so worried, dear?” Doctor: “I think I’ve at last cured that Smith fellow.” Doctor’s

Patient: “Doctor, do you think that I will live until I’m a hundred?” Doctor: “Do you smoke or drink?” Patient:

Pretty young nurse: “Doctor, every time I take this young man’s pulse it gets faster. Should I give him a

Teacher: “Everything you do is wrong. How can you expect to get a job when you leave school” Pupil: “Well,