Patient: “Doctor, do you think that I will live until I’m a hundred?”

Doctor: “Do you smoke or drink?”

Patient: “No.”

Doctor: “Do you drive fast cars, gamble, or play around with women?”

Patient: “Certainly not!”

Doctor: “Then what do you want to live to a hundred for?”

Vocabulary Help

  • drink – beber
  • drive (drive, drove, driven) – dirigir
  • fast cars – carros velozes
  • gamble – jogar
  • live until I’m a hundred – viver até os cem anos
  • live – viver
  • play around with women – se envolver com mulheres
  • smoke – fumar
  • think (think, thought, thought) – pensar