A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.

His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.

“My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pyjamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”

Husband answers, “Because he’s thinking of getting married”

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Vocabulary Help

  • best buddy – melhor amigo
  • bother – incomodar
  • bring (bring, brought, brought) – trazer
  • dinner – jantar
  • dishes – pratos
  • friend – amigo
  • hair – cabelo
  • listen in – ouvir
  • makeup – maquiagem
  • mess – bagunça
  • scream – gritar
  • still – ainda
  • unannounced – sem avisar
  • Why the hell did you bring him home? – Porque diabos você o trouxe para casa?
  • wife – esposa