A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”

He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”

The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man: “When are you going to pay for these beers?”

The man answers, “Now the problems start!”

Vocabulary Help

  • ask – perguntar
  • beer – cerveja
  • give me – me dê
  • man – homem
  • now the problems start – agora os problemas começam
  • say (say, said, said) – dizer
  • this goes on for a while – isto continua por um tempo
  • walk into – entrar
  • when are you going to pay for these beers? – Quando você vai pagar por estas cervejas?