Does your dog bite?

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite?”

“No.”

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

“I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!” the man says indignantly.

“That’s not my dog.”

Vocabulary Help

• bite – morder
• dog – cachorro
• feet – pés
• huge chunk – pedação
• leg – perna
• say – dizer
• think (think, thought, thought) – pensar