A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite?”
A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
“I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!” the man says indignantly.
“That’s not my dog.”
- bite – morder
- dog – cachorro
- feet – pés
- huge chunk – pedação
- leg – perna
- say – dizer
- think (think, thought, thought) – pensar