Some self-evident truths about pets

Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

Dog’s have owners. Cat’s have staff.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Women and cats will do as they please… men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

Vocabulary Help

  • do as they please – fazer o que quiserem
  • get used – acostumar-se
  • hope – esperar, ter esperança
  • kind of person – tipo de pessoa
  • owner – dono
  • pet – animal de estimação
  • sooner – mais cedo
  • staff – equipe
  • truth – verdade
  • wake up – acordar
  • wonderful – maravilhoso
  • worship – admirar, idolatrar