After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

“C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many women have you slept with?”

“Baby,” he protested, “if I told you, you’d throw a fit”.

Kim promised she wouldn’t get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

“Okay,” he said, “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven – then there’s you – nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..”

Vocabulary Help

  • angry – raiva
  • for the thousandth time – pela milésima vez
  • hubby – maridinho
  • husband – marido
  • lurid past – passado lúrido, sombrio
  • marriage – casamento
  • promise – prometer
  • question – perguntar
  • sleep (sleep, slept, slept) – dormir
  • tell me – diga-me
  • then there’s you – então tem você
  • throw a fit – ter um ataque