Textos e Piadas em Inglês

Perks of being over 40 (part 1)

  1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
  2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
  3. No one expects you to run–anywhere.
  4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????
  5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

Vocabulary Help

  • hostage situation – situação com reféns
  • Kidnappers – sequestradores
  • likely – provável
  • released – liberado
  • run – correr
  • view – ver
  • wake – acordar