Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other,

“I am NEVER going to take my kids fishing with me, ever again!”

“That bad, huh?”

“They did everything wrong! EVERYTHING! They talked too much, they made the boat rock constantly, they tried to stand up in the boat, they baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures, and worst of all, they caught more fish than me!”

Vocabulary Help

  • guy – pessoa
  • talk – conversar
  • fishing – pescar
  • bad – ruim
  • make (make, made, made) – fazer
  • rock – balançar
  • stand up – ficar em pé
  • bait the hook – colocar a isca no anzol
  • wrong – errado
  • wrong lures – iscas erradas
  • worst of all – pior de tudo
  • catch (catch, caught, caught) – pegar
  • fish – peixe