What is the difference between girls/women aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed
At 28: You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story
At 68: If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story
At 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?
According to the Office for National Statistics 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing and one poor senior is reading emails.
- avoid – evitar
- kiss – beijar
- need – precisar
- poor senior – pobre idoso
- right now – bem agora
- stay in bed – ficar na cama
- take her to bed – levá-la para a cama
- Taking a woman to bed – Levando uma mulher para a cama
- tell her a story – contar uma história para ela
- that’ll be a story – será uma história
- who the hell are you? Quem diabo é você?